| Season | Season 1 |
| Episode no. | 3 |
| No. in series | 3 |
| Air date | 4/28/1990 |
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Opening titles / Keenen's speech Keenen asks his brother Shawn (aka DJ SW1) for his shoes back, then introduces the Fly Girls. Damon then comes out and asks Shawn for his shirt back. | |
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Trailer: Lean on Me, Beautiful Coming soon to FOX: a miniseries about a beauty school's new, bat-wielding principal/drill sergeant. (NOTE: This is the first time Jim says "All righty then," a catchphrase he would later adapt for the Ace Ventura feature films. |
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Commercial: Mitzvah Train A Jewish woman and her newly-converted husband star in an ad for an interracial video dating service. |
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Go On Girl In the first edition of the feminist talk show, Shawanda's guests realize they've been dating the same man. |
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Commercial: United Negro Scholarship Fund A nonsensical speech by a jailed activist serves as a warning to "keep your butt in school!" |
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Trailer: Too-Too Ethnic Parody of: 227 All attitude and sass, no dialogue. |
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Fly Girl Dance |
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Lassie '90 Timmy and his mom try to figure out what their beloved pit bull is telling them. |
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Trailer: Richard Pryor - Scared for No Reason A new movie with Richard doing what he does best. |
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Fly Girl Dance |
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Commercial: Vortex II This tampon is strong enough to soak up an entire swimming pool. |
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Goodnights Keenen cues Crystal to close the show: "Tune in next time!" |
- This episode does not air in syndication.
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Next: Episode 104 |